Jennifer

“There is no way I'm willingly going to run anywhere, unless it's to the bookstore, because it's on fire, and I'm carrying the last two buckets of water.”
― Abbi Waxman, Adult Assembly Required

“No, it's provably true. I've proved it. The best cure for a sad heart is a - happy vagina.”
― Abbi Waxman, Adult Assembly Required

“I think new relationships are definitely exciting, but I also think love sometimes feels like sailing into harbor." She finished her wine. "Like running into someone you've known a long, long time but never met before.”
― Abbi Waxman, Adult Assembly Required

“Of course not," said Liz supportively, though she was beginning to regret even starting this conversation in the first place. Liz had what you might call resting approachable face, which meant this kind of detailed personal download go thrust on her all the time. It was a pity, because she really wasn't very interested.”
― Abbi Waxman, Adult Assembly Required