Jennifer

“Of course not," said Liz supportively, though she was beginning to regret even starting this conversation in the first place. Liz had what you might call resting approachable face, which meant this kind of detailed personal download go thrust on her all the time. It was a pity, because she really wasn't very interested.”
― Abbi Waxman, Adult Assembly Required

“Being a grown-up is accepting help when you need it. So get a therapist work on your shit...”
― Abbi Waxman, Adult Assembly Required

“Starting tomorrow,” I mutter, “whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking, so it hits someone fucking else.”
― Lucy Smoke, Stone Cold Queen

“There is no way I'm willingly going to run anywhere, unless it's to the bookstore, because it's on fire, and I'm carrying the last two buckets of water.”
― Abbi Waxman, Adult Assembly Required