Jennifer

“No, it's provably true. I've proved it. The best cure for a sad heart is a - happy vagina.”
― Abbi Waxman, Adult Assembly Required

“I nearly kicked at the floor like a petulant child. But I don't wanna go to bed! I want to stay up late and get railed!”
― Navessa Allen, Lights Out

“Starting tomorrow,” I mutter, “whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking, so it hits someone fucking else.”
― Lucy Smoke, Stone Cold Queen

“Of course not," said Liz supportively, though she was beginning to regret even starting this conversation in the first place. Liz had what you might call resting approachable face, which meant this kind of detailed personal download go thrust on her all the time. It was a pity, because she really wasn't very interested.”
― Abbi Waxman, Adult Assembly Required