Krichter

“I like big books and I cannot lie.
You other readers can’t deny
That when a kid walks in with The Name of the Wind
Like a hardbound brick of win.
Story bling.
Wanna swipe that thing
Cause you see that boy is speeding
Right through the book he’s reading.
I’m hooked and I can’t stop pleading.
Wanna curl up with that for ages,
All thousand pages.
Reviewers tried to warn me.
But with that plot you hooked
Me like Bradley.
Ooh, crack that fat spine.
You know I wanna make you mine.
This book is stella ’cause it ain’t some quick novella.”
― Jim C. Hines

“Given the issues with certain SF/F trophies (like the World Fantasy Award, which is 1) butt-ugly and 2) based on one disgustingly racist dude), all trophies from this point forward should be made out of LEGO. That way if you don't like it, you can just make it into something else.”
― Jim C. Hines

“Two libriomancers had been disciplined for trying to get an early copy of the last Harry Potter book.”
― Jim C. Hines, Libriomancer

“Isaac: “Besides, is it really stealing if you’re stealing from an asshole?”
Lena: “I’d have to double-check, but I don’t think the criminal code includes an asshole clause.”
― Jim C. Hines, Libriomancer