Michael J. Topley

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”
― Alfred Tennyson

“If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, My Point... And I Do Have One

“Todd says that the doctor "was rather horrified because we passed a German who had had his head shot off, but his arms and legs were still waving about and strange noises were coming out of him, and i thought even the doctor was a bit turned over by that.”
― Stephen E. Ambrose (Author)