Michael J. Topley

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
― Winston Churchill

“If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, My Point... And I Do Have One

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”
― Alfred Tennyson