Amie Borne

“You know, there's no more dangerous creature on Earth than the teenage girl.”
― Miranda Kenneally, Catching Jordan

“You can’t win ’em all girl, for every hot guy you’re looking for, five creepy and weird guys are looking for you.”
― Sydney Landon, Weekends Required

“Love hurts worse than getting slammed by a 250-pound linebacker.”
― Miranda Kenneally, Catching Jordan

“Shut up!" Henry says, "You're going to wake up Jerry Rice."
"Jerry Rice?" Carter says, covering his mouth with a hand. I don't think I've ever seen Carter laugh so hard.
"Carter, would you like to be the godfather?" Henry asks. "You know, in case anything happens to me and Woods this week?"
"Charming," Carter says. "I''d be honored. Does JJ get to be godmother?"
"Obviously," I say.
"Can I hold Jerry Rice?" JJ asks. "He''s so cute."
"No way, man," I reply. "I don't want to wake that thing up before practice. We'll be late if we have to feed it."
"What does it eat?" Carter asks.
"I have to breast-feed, cause I'm the mom," Henry says, continuing to push the stroller toward the locker room.
"Actually," I say, "It eats a metal rod, made out of, like, lead. So basically, we're learning how to poison babies."
"Radical," JJ says as we approach the gym,”
― Miranda Kenneally, Catching Jordan