“If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.”
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“Life is fucking long, especially if you're stupid.”
― I Suck at Girls
― I Suck at Girls
“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You're ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day...I don't give a shit if you hate it. People hate smelly fuckers. I will not have a smelly fucker for a son.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
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