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“I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.”
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
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“Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do.”
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“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
― One Foot in the Grave
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