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“Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

“How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

“The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast.
For all who dream of varied light, the cat holds both the dark and bright.”
― Wendy Beck, 9th Life

“The cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.”
― H.P. Lovecraft, Cats and Dogs