Connor Broderick

“Because everyone is guilty for everyone else. For all the 'wee ones,' because there are little children and big children. All people are 'wee ones.' And I'll go for all of them, because there must be someone who will go for all of them.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
― Mitch Hedberg

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters