Larry Cavanagh

“You’re quite the spirited dancer,” Gabrielle told Jason as they walked leisurely around the dance floor. “You never did tell me the name.” “It’s called the tango,” Jason said. “Is it well known, in your world?” “It’s probably the most famous dance there is. It was my older sister who taught me to dance. I wasn’t very interested until my father gave me some sage advice. He told me that if I wanted to be successful in love, I needed to learn three things. How to dance, how to cook, and how to keep my damn mouth shut.” “How did that work out?” “Well,” Jason said, “I can dance and I can cook.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters

“He would have finished Goddam off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. 'It's a pity I've run out of bullets,' he thought.”
― Henry N. Beard, Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

“Does it make you feel better to disrespect things others find meaningful?”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters

“When you’re just a face in the crowd, then you can hold an ideal without being required to live up to it.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters