Samantha

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
― Cesare Pavese

“I've heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness”
― Meredith Duran, Wicked Becomes You

“How clever are you, my dear! You never mean a single word you say!”
― Oscar Wilde