Fay

“D, I have known a lot of men in my time,
queer and straight, and I think I can state with some
confidence that you are as gay as a spring parade." ~ Jack”
― Jane Seville, Zero at the Bone

“This section begged the same sort of question as the first. Was there an Unreasonable Mathematics test? How would that work? Would it have questions like Sally and Sammy were angry at each other. They went to KFC and got an 8-piece bucket. How did they divide the bucket? A) 4/4 B) 2/6 C) 6/2 or D) 0/0. The answer was obviously D. They’re unreasonable, so they would throw the chicken on the floor so the other wouldn’t get any.”
― Marshall Thornton, Masc

“D snorted. “Gotta be prepared.” He looked up at Jack’s face, frowning. “What?”
Jack shrugged. “It’s just….” He sighed. “I’m starting to see words like ‘accessory’ and ‘accomplice’ floating around my head.”
D barely reacted. “How about ‘dead on arrival’? Ya like that better?”
Jack nodded, pressing his lips together. “Get more ammo. Ammo is good.”
― Jane Seville

“Yes, we found out we had everything in common, especially that we’re not good at relationships.” Lionel said, “Awwwww,” and gave him a hug. “I’m sure you’ll find someone you have nothing in common with someday.” Carlos shrugged. “It is better to have loved and lost than to have never looked a gift horse in the face.” “That doesn’t even make sense,” I blurted out. “Love doesn’t make sense.” “Hallelujah,” my sister said.”
― Marshall Thornton, Masc