“I've determined the ideal job for me is one where I can write clever essays about my life and my employer will give me enough money not only to live a comfortable existence, but also to buy many, many new pairs of shoes.”
― Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
― Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
“My future was mapped in negatives. Next year, I could be anywhere but here.”
― Animal Dreams
― Animal Dreams
“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.”
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“But things never go according to plan. In fact, I think if you're really attached to controlling your future, you should plan for the opposite of what you want just to confuse the cosmic comedians whose sole job is to figure out what you think your future should hold so they can preclude it from ever happening.”
― Confessions of a Recovering Slut: And Other Love Stories – A Hilarious and Heartrending Sequel About Motherhood, Friendship, and Survival in Dangerous Atlanta
― Confessions of a Recovering Slut: And Other Love Stories – A Hilarious and Heartrending Sequel About Motherhood, Friendship, and Survival in Dangerous Atlanta
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