“I take a sip of my beer, and it's - I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog. Or Justin.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
“Sometimes it seems like everyone knows who I am except me.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
“The things that make you strange are the things that make you powerful”
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“Really, though, there are only two kinds of weather: hoodie weather and weather where you wear a hoodie anyway.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
“You have no control. Who lives, who dies, who tells your story.”
― Hamilton: The Revolution
― Hamilton: The Revolution
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