Soph.

“Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“It amazes me how easy it is for things to change, how easy it is to start off down the same road you always take and wind up somewhere new. Just one false step, one pause, one detour, and you end up with new friends or a bad reputation or a boyfriend or a breakup. It’s never occurred to me before; I’ve never been able to see it. And it makes me feel, weirdly, like maybe all of these different possibilities exist at the same time, like each moment we live has a thousand other moments layered underneath it that look different.”
― Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall

“Loving Declan was like the rain storms I loved to dance in. Crazy and unpredictable, sometimes turbulent, sometimes gentle.”
― Ilsa Madden-Mills, Dirty English

“A: To measure how long he slept!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids