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“Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets." The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”
― Various, 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

“hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he shuffles back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, 200 dollars an hour! ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”
― Various, 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

“shy but handsome fellow is sitting at a club, sipping a cocktail, and sees a beautiful woman seated alone at the bar. After an hour of screwing up his courage he finally heads over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, hi. Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar turns in unison and stares at them. Naturally, the poor guy is hopelessly”
― Various, 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

“See you later," Ted said. "Love you, baby." Kevin blushed as the upperclassmen laughed at him. "Yeah," Kevin said. "Love you too.”
― Ethan Scarsdale, Fraternity Hazing: Seven Minutes in Heaven