Felicia

“He couldn’t say the words, had spent too long in Silence, but he’d learned other ways to speak. Taking the paperweight she’d knocked off her desk out of his pocket, he put it in her hands. “It’s fixed. As long as you don’t mind more than a few scars.”
― Nalini Singh, Kiss of Snow

“Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

“I love to sleep. It’s like being dead without the commitment.”
― Richard Paul Evans, Hunt for Jade Dragon

“Nothing says you're sorry like a dead bunny.”
― Patricia Briggs, River Marked