Felicia

“Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

“Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

“Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.”
― Jim Butcher, Vignette

“He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopeless a thing as it might have been.”
― Patricia Briggs, Bone Crossed