Craftierjoker

“In fact, it should matter to you more than it currently does. If you knew how small you are and how short a time you have to do what you can, you wouldn't waste time watching five fucking hours of TV a day. You wouldn't waste time doing a job you hate. You wouldn't waste the little time you have dealing with assholes, feeling sorry for yourself, or being timid about the things you'd really like to do.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't”
― Yahtzee Croshaw

“The most prominent feature in the park itself was an inexplicable thirty-foot-tall mountain of white near the center. Some college-age kids were digging into the side. “Beer Mountain,” said Andre. “Twenty tons of chipped ice, ten thousand bottles of beer embedded throughout. Partiers just dig ’em out as the night goes on. Can’t tell from here, but it’s in the shape of Mt. Rushmore, only all four heads are Arthur.” “Thank god, for a second I thought it was cocaine.”
― David Wong, Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits

“As the saying goes, a star pilot’s flight jacket has no stains, only stories.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food