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“I hadn’t gone to one dance in my entire high school
career. I was six foot tall and a hundred and twenty
pounds. When I danced, I looked like a praying mantis
on fire.”
― I Suck at Girls
career. I was six foot tall and a hundred and twenty
pounds. When I danced, I looked like a praying mantis
on fire.”
― I Suck at Girls
“Most people are stupid. Nothing seems like a mistake until it’s a mistake. You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it’s pretty clear you’re about to make a mistake. Other than that, you pretty much have no way of knowing.”
― I Suck at Girls
― I Suck at Girls
“Im not looking for marriage here, Zach. I just want to fuck her until one of us dies.”
― Go Fetch!
― Go Fetch!
“In the fall of 1998, I began my freshman year at San Diego State University, which my dad commonly referred to as 'Harvard, without all the smart people.”
― I Suck at Girls
― I Suck at Girls
“First of all, you can’t fill up a water balloon like that, dumbshit. Secondly, life is fucking long, especially if you’re stupid.”
― I Suck at Girls
― I Suck at Girls
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