WendyIsReading

“I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision to understand that once it's pushed, it's over. Finito. They're not gonna have lunch with Jesus. Won't be deflowering 72 virgins on the great shag carpet of eternity, or reincarnated as a cow. I want someone making that decision who believes life on this Earth isn't just a dress rehearsal for something better -- but the only shot we get.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle

“My grandmother wanted me to have an education, so she kept me out of school.”
― Margaret Mead

“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays