Laura

“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
― Jack Handy

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
― James Waterman Wise

“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”
― Carrie Fisher