Lukas Lovas

“Colonel, I'm giving you a direct order. Eat the fucking cookie.”
― John Scalzi, The Ghost Brigades

“If you overdo it, there are consequences.

What kind of consequences?

Strokes, brain hemorrhages, aneurysms...

How do you know when you have overdone it?

When you have a stroke, brain hemorrhage or an aneurysm.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Midnight Riot

“Ninety percent of all problems are caused by people being assholes.”
“What causes the other ten percent?” asked Kizzy.
“Natural disasters,” said Nib.”
― Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

“Idealists mature badly. If they can't outgrow their idealism, they become hypocrites or blind.”
― Brent Weeks, The Blinding Knife