Shyam

“I saw a strange and odd-looking little guy walk in to a gun show in Fort Worth, pay cash for a 50-caliber sniper rifle with nobody asking him any questions before he walked right out the front door with that thing strapped over his shoulder; I thought it was extra odd that he was such a little puny fellow and the sniper rifle was actually bigger than he was, making that very memorable for me. I’m not saying this little fellow can’t legally have a sniper rifle; I am saying we would all have much better security in knowing that he was legally cleared to have it and in knowing that if he gets weird on us, then someone will show up to legally take the sniper rifle out of his hands.”
― Van Allen, Zombie Outbreak Survival: Get It Right or Die

“I’m gonna be like boom boom—” Hefty mime shoots a shotgun “—Mutha Fucka!”
― James Schannep, Infected

“stay the hell away from sick people, and watch out for kids. Kids are the germiest, nastiest, cesspool petri-dishes of viral outbreak potential and almost everyone has them or knows someone who has them. Just watch kids for a short while and see what they do. They don’t wash their filthy little hands, they put crazy things in their mouths all the time, and they touch and drool and sneeze and spit on everything.”
― Van Allen, Zombie Outbreak Survival: Get It Right or Die

“shoot that fucker immediately priority list.”
― Van Allen, Zombie Outbreak Survival: Get It Right or Die