“shoot that fucker immediately priority list.”
― Zombie Outbreak Survival: Get It Right or Die
― Zombie Outbreak Survival: Get It Right or Die
“I got into a car accident recently. Well, more accurately I crashed my car into a school... It could have been worse, it was only minor injuries. By 'minor injuries' I mean only minors were injured... LOTS OF THEM... BADLY...”
― I Like Poop
― I Like Poop
“Other benefits include: FREE HAIRCUTS! All the women you can rape! (Overseas only) And, of course, unlimited bumper stickers! Give them to your parents and remind them that "Yesterday My Son Was A Civilian... Today He Is A Corps(e)." By signing up you agree to hold the Marines not accountable for you being yelled at, shoved, stabbed, shot at (by foreigners), shot at (by superiors), and anything else that may happen. So sign your life away up now!”
― I Like Poop
― I Like Poop
“(Looks out window) AWEEEE FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU GOD RIGHT UP THE FUCKING ASS! WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS!?”
― I Like Poop
― I Like Poop
“You know these girls wearing leggings that show off their legs and ass perfectly through their pants? I think the next step is for us guys to wear leggings too, with a part sticking out in the shape of a dick. Our dicks would fit into it and guys would be walking with perfect silhouettes of our dicks flopping around... Or we could be fully erect. Lots of options there! Because the next step after that is for girls to have a part of their leggings that go up into their vaginas! So we can walk up to them and literally fuck without taking off any clothing. By the way, the leggings will act as a condom too. But I doubt that idea will take off. We aren't actually a sex crazed country. Seriously, look at the stores around the average city. We have shops for nick-knacks like postcards, snow globes, lawn gnomes, and all around stupid shit. Then, when I walk past a girls clothing store and I see mannequin bodies of hot ass girls that show off some sexy clothing...”
― I Like Poop
― I Like Poop
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