Hanna

“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

“Our assholes will be clean but we must never wash our hands. Our immune systems will be strengthened by our being dirty. Not filthy. Just mildly grimy. Filthy fingernails have always been a favorite fashion accessory of mine. Especially when you place your hands in the prayer positions. Matter of fact, I urge all my followers to forgo nail polish permanently and replace it with expertly applied soot. The nonexistent gods above will ignore our prayers better this way.”
― John Waters, Role Models

“That damn gaydar thing came with instructions in Japanese, so I can't figure out how it's supposed to work.”
― Jae, Second Nature

“Shit. This whole clusterfuck just got way clusterier and fuckier.”
― Alexis Hall, Shadows & Dreams