Maryellen

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.”
― Joseph Conrad, Chance

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
― John Waters

“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”
― Audrey Hepburn