Andrew Johnson

“She was tempted by something stronger than her. Adam was tempted by a weaker creature. Or so we are told. If Eve was his inferior, his sin was greater. You can’t have it both ways.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Between Two Fires

“mostly I just threw the insurance forms in the garbage and slept in the bathroom. Always in the handicapped stall. It was clean, spacious, and down at the end of the row against the wall so you couldn’t have guys shitting against you on two fronts. Like my grandmother said, “In the bedroom and the bathroom, never get outflanked.” I was six years old. God she was a pig.”
― Paul Neilan, Apathy and Other Small Victories: A Novel