Greg Martin

“Only little boys and old men sneer at love.”
― Louis Auchincloss

“What I'm worrying about is what Tom is going to say when he starts talking."

"Uncle Tom?"

"I wish there was something else you could call him except 'Uncle Tom,' " Aunt Dahlia said a little testily. "Every time you do it, I expect to see him turn black and start playing the banjo.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“Keep doing good deeds long enough and you'll probably turn out a good man in spite of yourself.”
― Louis Auchincloss

“This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.”
― P.G. Wodehouse