Pirefly

“Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners."

"And to cleaning," Michael said.

"Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?”
― Rachel Caine Black Dawn

“This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.”
― Rachel Caine, Feast of Fools

“Phury nodded. "And if she lives with us, we get to keep the cat.”
― J.R. Ward, Dark Lover

“Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, "Bob would be very disappointed in you.”
― Rachel Caine, Black Dawn