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George Carlin
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
George Carlin

Dorothy Parker
“Woman wants monogamy;
Man delights in novelty.
Love is woman's moon and sun;
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten, and man is bored.
With this the gist and sum of it,
What earthly good can come of it?”
Dorothy Parker

George Carlin
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
George Carlin

Mario Puzo
“I don't trust society to protect us, I have no intention of placing my fate in the hands of men whose only qualification is that they managed to con a block of people to vote for them.”
Mario Puzo, The Godfather

Gena Showalter
“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”
Gena Showalter, Seduce the Darkness

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