Patrick D.

“Good. Anyway, Amy is missing and the scene is weird as shit. The situation has a real Lovecraft feel to it. Though, you know, if you come over it’ll be more of an Anne Rice situation. If you know what I mean.” “Who’s—” “Because you’re gay.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“He shrugged, facing the fire. “But we are all creatures of habit. It is far too easy to stay in the familiar ruts we dig for ourselves.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

“Tyler reacted to this for some reason, looking at John with a “when are people gonna learn” look, and then he spat on the ground. Tobacco spitting is a kind of nonverbal communication in many parts of the Midwest. He must have spilled his coffee a lot as a kid because he had one of those big spill-proof mugs, the kind that flare way out at the bottom. It looked like he was speaking into a megaphone every time he took a drink. I”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Maybe I won’t need the money for that snobby mental hospital after all. If I’m lucky, I might even get an all-paid expenses life-long trip there...”
― Gene Steinberg, Rockoids II: The Coming of the Protectors