Shawn

“There’s a certain type of manager who is known by his call of “My door is always open” and it is probably a good idea to beat yourself to death with your own CV rather than work for him. In Ridcully’s case, however, he meant, “My door is always open because then, when I’m bored, I can fire my crossbow right across the hall and into the target just above the Bursar’s desk.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

“The landlord of The Fiddler’s Riddle considered himself to be a man of the world, and this was right, because he was too stupid to be really cruel, and too lazy to be really mean and although his body had been around quite a lot his mind had never gone further than the inside of his own head.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

“It’s starting to seem that way,” Fergus said. “I don’t think the universe and I have the same sense of humor.”
― Suzanne Palmer, Driving the Deep

“As if any of this makes sense,” she said. “It does to someone,” Fergus said.”
― Suzanne Palmer, Driving the Deep