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“Emergency tanning method is as follows. Dry deer and animal brains, then boil them in enough urine to form a thin cream-like solution. Soak the raw hides in the solution for 24 hours, then remove them and stretch and pull the hides continuously for at least a half hour over the rounded end of an eight inch or larger log. Pull and stretch the hides until they are dry or practically dry. This is the Ojibway method of tanning raw hides.”
― George Leonard Herter, How to Get out of the Rat Race and Live on $10 a Month

“Cobra snakes, in order to bite you at all, must get a part of you such as a finger, nose, breast or penis in their mouth.”
― George Leonard Herter, How to Get out of the Rat Race and Live on $10 a Month

“Be yourself!…No, not like that! —SOCIETY”
― Jessica McCabe, How to ADHD: An Insider's Guide to Working with Your Brain

“If Indians are in the area you settle in, you will have no trouble with them unless you get out of line. Indians are one of the easiest race types of all to get along with. Although solid of face they have a great sense of humor and enjoy real comedy immensely. A friend of mine near Gallup, New Mexico had a store that he called John's Teepee that sold Indian souvenirs and curios. He up a number of large roadside signs in Navajo territory. They read: GENUINE BEADED BELTS AND NAVAJO RUGS AT JOHN'S TEEPEE 1 MILE. The first night the signs were up the Indians painted the right side of the T in teepee in a half circle making the T into a P. In northern Arizona through the woodland areas the state put up road signs reading LOOK OUT FOR THE DEER. The Indians quickly painted a line half way through the D in deer making the D into a B. To me this kind of humor is really funny, a lot funnier than the form jokes written by television writers and memorized by so-called television "Adlib" comedians who are no funnier than their ability to memorize a script.”
― George Leonard Herter, How to Get out of the Rat Race and Live on $10 a Month