Status Updates From The Epic Love Story of Doug...

Incredibly romantic. Loved that first kiss scene!

obliviot and sweet meets mean and snarky, and falls hopelessly in love. cute and hilarious af. I'm literally bathing in the purest himbo energy.

Hahaha, now THIS is hilarious!

This book is so weird.

I feel like there is this basic premise in books that we're supposed to want to sympathize or identify with the characters on some level, and I feel like this book has this far totally abandoned that premise.

Jesus, Stephen, WTF?

Although that should probably apply to both of them, they're both pretty dysfunctional.

This book is unlike anything I have ever read before. I don't know if I like it or not, but it's very unique.

“Wonderful,” Stephen said sarcastically. “My team of investigators now includes a homeless man and a male model.” He pushed Doug’s hand off him. “It’s like Law & Order as performed by white trash.”

“I just think it’ll be funny,” Doug said. “Watching you try to be friendly. That would be like watching me try to like, build a spaceship.”


Stephen just shrugged in response. “It’s not hard.”


“Sure it is,” Doug argued as they descended into the station. “You need rockets and like, plutonium or something.”

Am loving this book!

Oh my word this book is funny and snarky!

Temporarily shelved

Stephen is reminding me WAY too much of Squidward from SpongeBob. Happiest when miserable.

Haven't yet decided if I'm going to continue with this one.

I haven't laughed this much in a long time...

This is weird and ridiculous

What a hoot this is turning out to be! It teeters on that fine line between funny/fun and funny/dumb, but so far it's gotten it right. If it suddenly crashes and burns, I'll still have gotten my 99 cents worth out of it. ;)

Funny, but not holding my interest.

*heh*

“Well,” he said. "This certainly makes me appreciate all the times I come home and there's *not* a naked man on a tarp in my living room."

This guy & his desire to be unhappy... he's growing on me

I have heard this is funny...

“Wonderful,” Stephen said sarcastically. “My team of investigators now includes a homeless man and a male model.” He pushed Doug’s hand off him. “It’s like Law & Order as performed by white trash.”

*snort*

“This is pudding.”

(You have to be there, but it's hilarious.)

*snort*

Stephen flung open the door so hard it banged against the wall. “I am not your friend,” he growled. “And I’m not your belated college alternative lifestyle experiment. Go have sex with everyone on Earth, you fickle, vapid slut.”

Doug craned his neck forward, meeting Stephen’s glare. “You need a nap.”

*sniff*

“What are you doing?”
“I’m going to hug you until you’re happy,” Doug told him.
“You’ll probably be hugging me forever then.”
“Okay,” he whispered.

"Oh yeah, it was completely cool. See, I thought gay sex would be all different and weird, but it was just like having sex with a woman, except way hotter. I guess you can't believe stuff you see on the Internet, because you know, the hot gay sex I had last night was totally awesome, and nobody like, put their entire hand in my butt."

"Anyway, hold on, here he is," Doug said into the phone. "It's your mom."