☆ Todd’s Reviews > The Epic Love Story of Doug and Stephen > Status Update
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"Oh yeah, it was completely cool. See, I thought gay sex would be all different and weird, but it was just like having sex with a woman, except way hotter. I guess you can't believe stuff you see on the Internet, because you know, the hot gay sex I had last night was totally awesome, and nobody like, put their entire hand in my butt."
"Anyway, hold on, here he is," Doug said into the phone. "It's your mom."
— Jan 19, 2017 07:50PM
"Anyway, hold on, here he is," Doug said into the phone. "It's your mom."
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*heh*
“Well,” he said. "This certainly makes me appreciate all the times I come home and there's *not* a naked man on a tarp in my living room."
— Jan 22, 2017 01:38AM
“Well,” he said. "This certainly makes me appreciate all the times I come home and there's *not* a naked man on a tarp in my living room."
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“Wonderful,” Stephen said sarcastically. “My team of investigators now includes a homeless man and a male model.” He pushed Doug’s hand off him. “It’s like Law & Order as performed by white trash.”
— Jan 21, 2017 02:23AM
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*snort*
“This is pudding.”
(You have to be there, but it's hilarious.)
— Jan 20, 2017 06:19PM
“This is pudding.”
(You have to be there, but it's hilarious.)
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*snort*
Stephen flung open the door so hard it banged against the wall. “I am not your friend,” he growled. “And I’m not your belated college alternative lifestyle experiment. Go have sex with everyone on Earth, you fickle, vapid slut.”
Doug craned his neck forward, meeting Stephen’s glare. “You need a nap.”
— Jan 20, 2017 06:06PM
Stephen flung open the door so hard it banged against the wall. “I am not your friend,” he growled. “And I’m not your belated college alternative lifestyle experiment. Go have sex with everyone on Earth, you fickle, vapid slut.”
Doug craned his neck forward, meeting Stephen’s glare. “You need a nap.”
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*sniff*
“What are you doing?”
“I’m going to hug you until you’re happy,” Doug told him.
“You’ll probably be hugging me forever then.”
“Okay,” he whispered.
— Jan 19, 2017 10:04PM
“What are you doing?”
“I’m going to hug you until you’re happy,” Doug told him.
“You’ll probably be hugging me forever then.”
“Okay,” he whispered.
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Heh...
"I fell in love with you when I saw you laugh," he said. "You just looked so happy, and it made me proud, you know, that I was the one who made you laugh like that." "
You do realize I was laughing *at* you, right?"
— Jan 19, 2017 07:41PM
"I fell in love with you when I saw you laugh," he said. "You just looked so happy, and it made me proud, you know, that I was the one who made you laugh like that." "
You do realize I was laughing *at* you, right?"
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Awww...
Stephen wondered what the hell he was doing in this foul, cramped apartment, when he had a perfectly good, unusually spacious, immaculately clean house just a few miles away. The problem, he decided, wasn't that he wanted to stay here; it was that he didn't want to go there.
— Jan 19, 2017 04:40PM
Stephen wondered what the hell he was doing in this foul, cramped apartment, when he had a perfectly good, unusually spacious, immaculately clean house just a few miles away. The problem, he decided, wasn't that he wanted to stay here; it was that he didn't want to go there.
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"I want to have a meaningful relationship. But only with one person. And then stay with that person for a long time. Like, uh, monography."
Stephen tapped a few keys in a quick rhythm. "It's a shame your epiphany wasn't accompanied by a thesaurus."
— Jan 16, 2017 11:55PM
Stephen tapped a few keys in a quick rhythm. "It's a shame your epiphany wasn't accompanied by a thesaurus."
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"I'll have pie with you right now, for a period of no longer than forty-five minutes. But in return, you will promise to stop calling my house and hanging up."
"For how long?" Doug asked.
Stephen looked at his watch. "I'm leaving at five thirty."
"No, I mean for how long do I have to stop calling your house and hanging up?" Stephen paused. "Forever."
"That's not fair. How about until Wednesday?"
— Jan 16, 2017 05:40PM
"For how long?" Doug asked.
Stephen looked at his watch. "I'm leaving at five thirty."
"No, I mean for how long do I have to stop calling your house and hanging up?" Stephen paused. "Forever."
"That's not fair. How about until Wednesday?"
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"You're not even gay, are you," Stephen said, more a statement than a question.
"I could be," Doug said with a shrug. "That one time everyone from work went out for drinks, you said I seemed artistic."
"No, I said you seemed autistic."
— Jan 16, 2017 04:45PM
"I could be," Doug said with a shrug. "That one time everyone from work went out for drinks, you said I seemed artistic."
"No, I said you seemed autistic."
