Status Updates From Squid Pulp Blues

"...[H]e thought he could still smell Bonnie's ass though he knew it was probably just the aroma of hotdogs and gyros in the air."

No spoilers but Chekhov's donkey was HILARIOUS!

"Pastor Timothy spit onto a woman's face, a woman he suspected of being a homosexual and, even worse, a democrat." (...) "Pastor Timothy was cut short by a snow shovel to the face wielded by an elderly drag queen."

"This town's fucking weird, man."

Now I want, nay!, NEED a Barbara Stanwyck mask!

Cannibalistic penis sounds like a good band name.

Donkeys, squids, Barbara Stanwyck, "the device", and long heads. What do they all have in common? What's the connection? Who in their right mind is still living in this terrible town?!

Is Barbara Stanwyck going to be another continuing thread in these stories?

"He knows I shit my pants. At least I don't have a squid fetish."

A Golden Girls AND a Golden Palace reference. Interesting.

Time to start a new one. Blind grab from my TBR pile. Here we go...