Status Updates From Revealing Eden (Save the Pe...

every new page of this slaps me across the face with another batch of insane sentences

this book is so insane. her mom decided their family tree was small and boring so she started calling Emily Dickinson her aunt. the oppressed little white girl is so full of hate and vitriol for anyone who’s not white and yet calls this man she’s fucking her “dark prince”. the delulu is so powerful here

PAPYRUS FONT SPOTTED

That was not a proper ending shut the fuck up LMAO

Victoria PLEASE be normal about them liking each other

Not Edens dad says she has a woman brain and can't make sound decisions because of her hormones 💀

I feel like the best time to say I love you to your whatever these two are is no directly after her dog died

WHAT IS THIS RELATIONSHIP WHY ARE THEY SO TOXIC

For the love of God stop quoting Emily Dickenson it's never appropriate Victoria

Stop referring to Eden as a she-cat please oh my god

IS SHE HUMPING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD

So bramford's biracial son is also albino (Cotton for everyone keeping track) and Eden basically called the police on them.... the police who are definitely gonna murder this child

Not Eden self identifying as a she-cat

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU CONTACT SHEN

Also Shen (the Asian one from forever ago) is bramfords brother. Bramford is black. You'd think shen, then would have SOME features from being half black but apparently no

Okay I hate the Rebecca subplot

And after all of that, Bramford doesn't even say I love you to Eden. I don't know why he would and I wish he wouldn't be that's sort of the conclusion to this the audience would want. AND YOU QUOTE EMILY DICKENSON AGAIN. STOP IT!!

No, Victoria. I'm sorry, but no. You don't get to say that Eden's internalized racism made her reject Bramford. You don't get to say that Bramford wanted to protect them in spite of their racial class. None of this is earned and none of it makes any sense when you've read the story. If anything, it pisses me off that somehow you've blamed Eden for the one thing that wasn't her fault.

Eden.... Eden I can't do this I think im bramford now (I'm actually not I'm a coal mixed tiger's eye) and I hate you

No Victoria sometimes there isn't a choice and people are in fact just victims. What are you trying to say in this circumstance? Is this an allegory about how the oppressed are simply choosing to be victims? That minority groups in fact can fight against years of systemic oppression that bleeds from the federal level to subconscious? That's NOT the correct takeaway from this!

WHAT IS GOING ON WHEN DID WE SUDDENLY GET STAKES HAHAHA

SO IS THIS FANTASY OR IS IT SCI FI VICTORIA YOU CANT MAKE IT BOTH BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES GOING TO SPIRITUALLY LEAVE HIS BODY BEHIND TO GO TO THE HEAVENS AND FIGHT A SNAKE GOD

Not him marking her with his scent 💀 that's so

Eden oh my god you are insufferable like he went to get food and shit FOR YOU and you're mad at him

Bramford waxing poetic about the food web and ecosystems and Eden just wants him to undress her like these two are not compatible

Every time they have the smallest "moment" together this butch has to bring up Rebecca like girl please read the room

Why is he punching the anaconda like it's a person just use your teeth

STOP QUOTING EMILY DICKINSON

What is an earthy moan what does that mean Victoria

Lowkey not her fault but I'm blaming her anyway, the aztecs didn't foretell that white people would end the world, new information from ~2017 says the belief was actually earthquakes so once again wrong