Status Updates From Angel's Heart: The Keeper

review to follow soon

Sophie is acting like a brat and everyone is coddling her. Makes me sick. The entire cast needs to drown in a bathtub. There isn't one redeeming character or characteristic part in this book.

So the main plot is solved....why are there more pages?

Reminds me of Breaking Dawn battle preparations and that's not a good thing.

No condoms but Sophie is so powerful that she doesn't need it.

Wait, I thought they had sex on page 86 and now she's acting like a virgin? So confused.

The ultimate Mary Sue. Wow, I'm so in shock how Mary Sue Sophie is...never seen it this bad even in fanfiction.

These marks are rare, but a half dozen characters also have them. Really? That's rare?

Infinite power. So exciting.

So I was wrong. There is a sex scene...you know between two characters that have to be soulmates because they have known each other a couple days...and that's an eternity apparently.

oh and at least the book is properly edited.

The author manages to include the worst parts of any YA paranormal romance book ever made and dumb it down to a MG level. But at least it's turning out to be a fast read.

Yay, instant love.

Sadly enough, if the main character was eight or so, this would be a decent book. But it is written so under the age level of the main character that I'm having trouble taking it seriously.

And then everything went dark.

Over explaining. Author gives a fabulous description of this old woman and ruins it by saying "The woman's ratty appearance made it clear that she had lived a rough life on the streets.". Well, DUH.