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I truly have no idea where this is going.

This book is wild. And also, it’s just… a lot.

I still can't believe we got cheated out of the firsts in Austin's life, romantically and with his friends, and everything. Nothing matters now. :/

Hm. So? Not good. Not boring because the narration is good. But the plot is bad. Shallow. Things got from OMG DRAMATIC to chillin' cool in seconds, the top goes along because... Because that's what the plot needs, basically. People solve animosities because, yeah, that's gotta happen too.
But nothing is developed. We're told things happened and that things are cool and deep and ok now. But that doesn't make it real.

The pacing has been great. The narration is super entertaining and believable. The escalading of things is really smooth. So far, I'm liking it a lot.

"Breed me in my boypussy."

dear lord, this book is filthy.

For a "straight" guy, Austin spends quite a lot of time fantasizing about putting dicks in his ass.

Wow. Wouldn't have seen this whole extent of Austin's development coming at the beginning of the book. Austin, Austin you little minx... <3

What??? "Which was good, because on the ninth day, Puck plugged him for the first time, his ass training begun in earnest. Afterward they..." ...and that's it?! Oh, Ms Belleau, that was mean...

Oh, Austin you.... AHHHHHH!!!!

"But there was still one thing. One person, who made Austin feel secure even as he was falling off the edge of the world and into a pit of gaping assholes" :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dammmmit!! I needed to make a shelf DNF... I have never....

I don't know if I can do this!!!

I don't like this Austin very much.. He's acting like.. ugggh

Thatta boy. Now, how about you get on your knees so I can have a proper look at you, then?”
“Make me,” he spat. Liam’s lips drew back, exposing teeth in some sociopathic imitation of a grin. “I was hoping you’d say that.”

This is gonna be good.

”That series is all an act, Austin. It’s not real. If we did that shit for real, with the bait and switch and the contracts and all of it, it’d be rape. The guys we hire know exactly what they’re getting into and what’s expected of them.” What? Austin recoiled like he’d been slapped. Damn, was Liam going to tell him Santa and the Easter Bunny and Jesus weren’t real while he was at it?

I love Austin!

Oh, Austin, you poor baby.

“Is me, yeah. Well, it’s my dick, technically. You want me to sign it?”
“S-sign? It?” Austin squeaked. “Your dick?” Liam raised his eyebrows, obviously fighting a smile. “The poster of my dick, yeah.” Oh. Well, fuck. “Why would I— How could I—possibly—want that? You think I want that? Do I look like a—like a fan of yours?”

I kind of like Austin.