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Paul
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"Go stuff yourself." Officer Cecil raised two departing fingers. "I'm going for a beer..."
— Apr 26, 2021 04:13AM
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Paul
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“I like the bit where I get to go home in the end. Are you sure this will work?”
— Apr 24, 2021 05:23PM
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Paul
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‘You will speak to me politely or I will split my men here into two football teams with you as the ball. Do I make myself quite clear?’
— Apr 24, 2021 05:37AM
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‘The way I see it, when you’re hanging by your fingernails, you don’t take time out to wind your watch...’
— Apr 22, 2021 08:25AM
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'"Eyeball the screen station, boy." It was the line his fans always wanted him to say when he signed autographs at the London Film and Comic Con...'
— Apr 21, 2021 02:50AM
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