Status Updates From Her Drag Barbarian

“They won’t recognize me” bitch you’ve been there for months and you’ve been at every show. You threw a charity brunch. You’ve met with the mayor. You’re literally the face of the club right now WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

What an odd thing to be thinking about during an emergency situation.

Oh my god I totally forgot there was a plot.

“How are your nicknames getting worse?” Girl finally we agree on something

Out of all the deplorable moments in this book, calling her “little mama” might be the worst one.

“He was wearing what he always did in the summer.” Girl how do you know? You met him like last month.

“I haven’t hated you for a very long time” is such a good line and it’s wasted in this book 😭

She called him a himbo I have never laughed out loud so much while reading a book

I’m SORRY?? She’s helping him with WHAT??

This book is so unserious, I’m having the best time.

Wikipedia has entered the chat.

A Jane Austen themed charity drag brunch to benefit small farmers. I fear I couldn’t say no to this if I tried, but truly what is HAPPENING.

What do you MEAN the mayor is getting involved?? No he is not!

“It occurred to me that this was hardly in the job description of a conflict management specialist.” No kidding?? Literally what even is your job, I’m not sure you’ve done it yet?

WHY IS SHE ORGANIZING COSTUMES?! SHE DOESN’T WORK THERE!

Her interview notes are killing me. Why would the insurance company care about one of the queens being a Golden Girls fan PLEASE

The “conflict management consultant” actively assaulting someone their first night on the job really had me cackling.

I forgot to bring a book to work, but I have this on my kindle. Let’s see how far we get.

“I’m sorry I said your fire safety talk was a waste of time. I’ll listen to it a hundred times if you let me in your pussy.” Lmaooo 🤣🤣 i’m dead, this whole dialogue is killing me 😂😂

Eloise what are you having me read

this book is wild im crying