Ellen’s Reviews > Her Drag Barbarian > Status Update

“They won’t recognize me” bitch you’ve been there for months and you’ve been at every show. You threw a charity brunch. You’ve met with the mayor. You’re literally the face of the club right now WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

What an odd thing to be thinking about during an emergency situation.

Oh my god I totally forgot there was a plot.

“How are your nicknames getting worse?” Girl finally we agree on something

“He was wearing what he always did in the summer.” Girl how do you know? You met him like last month.

“I haven’t hated you for a very long time” is such a good line and it’s wasted in this book 😭

She called him a himbo I have never laughed out loud so much while reading a book

I’m SORRY?? She’s helping him with WHAT??

This book is so unserious, I’m having the best time.

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