Status Updates From Alevlerin Arasından

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM GENUINELY GAGGED

“Please God tell me this was an absolutely filthy dream about that fine hunk of man Eason Maxwell.”

GRANDMA HELLO?!!!! OK GRANNY😂😂

“A few weeks in, we sat down for a discussion like grown adults. She presented me with a seventy-nine-page binder of rules and instructions, and I told her I would rather live in a tent under the bridge than read the damn thing. She, in turn, told me where to find Rob’s old camping equipment and gave me explicit instructions of where I could shove it before stomping upstairs.” LMFAO

This book should've already been over. Just keeps going and going.

“Eason, you ate all the red ones,” she defended. “I allow myself one bag a year. Imagine my disappointment when I opened my secret drawer and they were all green.”
LOL