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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM GENUINELY GAGGED

“Please God tell me this was an absolutely filthy dream about that fine hunk of man Eason Maxwell.”

GRANDMA HELLO?!!!! OK GRANNY😂😂

“A few weeks in, we sat down for a discussion like grown adults. She presented me with a seventy-nine-page binder of rules and instructions, and I told her I would rather live in a tent under the bridge than read the damn thing. She, in turn, told me where to find Rob’s old camping equipment and gave me explicit instructions of where I could shove it before stomping upstairs.” LMFAO

“When he finally released me, I didn’t feel better. Having company in hell didn’t change the fact that you were still actually in hell.”