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“A few weeks in, we sat down for a discussion like grown adults. She presented me with a seventy-nine-page binder of rules and instructions, and I told her I would rather live in a tent under the bridge than read the damn thing. She, in turn, told me where to find Rob’s old camping equipment and gave me explicit instructions of where I could shove it before stomping upstairs.” LMFAO
— Sep 09, 2026 06:21PM
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is on page 89 of 288
“Please God tell me this was an absolutely filthy dream about that fine hunk of man Eason Maxwell.”
GRANDMA HELLO?!!!! OK GRANNY😂😂
— Sep 10, 2026 04:43PM
GRANDMA HELLO?!!!! OK GRANNY😂😂
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“Eason, you ate all the red ones,” she defended. “I allow myself one bag a year. Imagine my disappointment when I opened my secret drawer and they were all green.”
LOL
— Sep 09, 2026 05:58PM
LOL
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“When he finally released me, I didn’t feel better. Having company in hell didn’t change the fact that you were still actually in hell.”
— Sep 07, 2026 11:23PM