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“Lucky.” Before I left, Jo threw her arms around my waist and hugged me so tight I almost couldn’t breathe. “I missed you.” “Missed you too, kiddo.”

Jesus, she's useless and a giant idiot. Why do you put up with her bullshit?

Every time they drill down and steal its blood. Every sinkhole they cause in their greed

Oooooh. Ok. You're stupid. That clears things up. Also "no. The black blood of the earth."

unloaded their clips in

Magazines

Brutal, but highly effective.

And yet. If white men did it, you'd call it barbaric and unnecessary

“He lied,” she muttered, moving on. “About?” “The room where they created something and where the wasps came from.

Then why didn't you say anything and let him get away with it, idiot?

using bamboo forks,

What?

“Are we even capable of that?

She did it once before when you died so I'm pretty sure she can do that

cause you’re as bright as the stars.

That is obviously false. He wouldn't be here if he was

“That old guy taking a piss. It was you. You’re Allen.”

Jesus, you are a god damn retard

“What do we do?” Miri asked, her eyes wide in panic.

Obviously just sit in the car and die. Whatever you do, don't drive away

I reminded myself to get my ass back to Canada if anything more severe happened,

Why? So you can be given maid against your will?

“He got away,” I huffed.

What? No he didn't. He's the old man

Leave the ethnic food to the ethnics, am I right?”

You're not wrong but you're not right. That's what's gotten us in this situation in the first place

there is a strong possibility someone did it to her. You don’t do that to someone without being broken, yourself.”

Of course it wasn't the woman's fault. Probably a man made her do all those horrible things. She's the real victim in all of this

“Yeah, I’m not proud of it,” I admitted,

Why? It wasn't like they were with you for your personality or well being

I felt his disdain when he saw my skin colour, making me hate myself.

Based

“No, just not used to your type coming across from this side,”

Based

You are the centre of your own universe,”

'thank you."

“White guy steals a native youth? There is a precedent for that. He will not see it any other way.”

Is that better or worse than a savage Indian kidnapping white girls for slavery and butchery?

“She died. It was my fault.”

It was her own fault. She got what she deserved

“For crying out loud, this planet will be dead before my peeps are in control.”

Imagine being so deluded you think a bunch of semi-aquadic apes could do anything to the planet it would notice

She lifted her gaze away from Miri’s chest, and up to her face.

Of course she's gay. Isn't everyone now a days?

they had trust issues with white people (understandably),

Why?

playsuit

What the fuck is a playsuit

A strong, proud, beautiful woman of Latinx descent,

If this was reality, the Indian lady would have the brakes beaten off of her by the south American lady for calling her latinx