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“Lucky.” Before I left, Jo threw her arms around my waist and hugged me so tight I almost couldn’t breathe. “I missed you.” “Missed you too, kiddo.”

Jesus, she's useless and a giant idiot. Why do you put up with her bullshit?

Every time they drill down and steal its blood. Every sinkhole they cause in their greed

Oooooh. Ok. You're stupid. That clears things up. Also "no. The black blood of the earth."

unloaded their clips in

Magazines

Brutal, but highly effective.

And yet. If white men did it, you'd call it barbaric and unnecessary

“He lied,” she muttered, moving on. “About?” “The room where they created something and where the wasps came from.

Then why didn't you say anything and let him get away with it, idiot?

using bamboo forks,

What?

“Are we even capable of that?

She did it once before when you died so I'm pretty sure she can do that

cause you’re as bright as the stars.

That is obviously false. He wouldn't be here if he was

“That old guy taking a piss. It was you. You’re Allen.”

Jesus, you are a god damn retard

“What do we do?” Miri asked, her eyes wide in panic.

Obviously just sit in the car and die. Whatever you do, don't drive away