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“Did you build an entire chicken coop just to get out of taking in helpless animals, Livvy?” “That’s diabolical” Isla said. “I don’t know where we went wrong Frank. This is the paintball incident all over again isn’t it?” Mom said. “For fuck’s sake! I swear on Grandma Bernie’s lemon square recipe I did not shoot up that barn door.” “Bullshit,” Gage and I said together.