Status Updates From Portal to Pleasure

i haven’t or don’t read fantasy like that, so this was kind of hard for me to get into, like one was a siren, another a far and the other i can’t remember. it was a lot. it was a ‘why choose’ btw

On hold, not in the mood

“What would you prefer?” he asked huskily. “Condom? Or magical protection?” LMFAO RU SRS RN

“This motherfucker had two dicks” please lord help me