Status Updates From My Big Fat Vampire Wedding
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Beth
is on page 263 of 384
‘Within the card, just a simple message from her great-great-grandmother.
You need to see how incompatible you are with a human.
Enjoy the next three days with your betrothed.
In the unyielding sun.’
Granny’s a bitch
— Nov 05, 2025 03:40PM
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You need to see how incompatible you are with a human.
Enjoy the next three days with your betrothed.
In the unyielding sun.’
Granny’s a bitch
Beth
is on page 262 of 384
‘This was clearly the Mediterranean.
And that village full of blue-washed buildings?
That could only be one place.
Chefchaouen.’
Oooh I just googled it, I wanna go
— Nov 05, 2025 03:38PM
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And that village full of blue-washed buildings?
That could only be one place.
Chefchaouen.’
Oooh I just googled it, I wanna go
Beth
is on page 258 of 384
"She was watching the crow from the window today. Saying things like, Love you, pretty bird.'"
"Vlad, that's all she can say," Pandora said. "She's not like you. She has a very limited vocabulary."
😂😭
— Nov 05, 2025 03:30PM
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"Vlad, that's all she can say," Pandora said. "She's not like you. She has a very limited vocabulary."
😂😭
