Status Updates From My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

So excited about this one!!

I’m gonna be a hater and give this 2 stars instead of 3

This book is such wasted potential, I was so excited to read it as well

‘Victor leaned down, his wet hair dripping onto her skin as he sucked her nipple into his mouth, making her arch off of the carpet and deeper into his mouth.’

This author 100% has a nipple sucking fetish, it’s been mentioned in detail in all the sex scenes in this book

"How many times have I made you watch the movie?" she asked, handing him the linen shirt.
"Why don't we just watch it again?" he asked, looking dubiously at the lake.

The lake scene isn’t in the movie, it’s in the series 🙄

"It's a protection amulet," Pandora said,
…
"Seems as if the only one I needed protection from was you," he said, tugging hard until the chain snapped, then tossing it on the ground at her feet.

Oooooooohh 🫢

"That night when I came to tell you that I wouldn't be coming back, that I had to drop out of uni - that was the night I was going to try to finally get up my nerve to ask you out.”

Awwwww

Love Pandora and victor!! This book is better than I was expecting and really enjoying it!

WTf? Did she just skip into a whole other topic (Caramel Macchiato Cutie in a linen shirt to some dilapidated shop… Que?!) or is this audio book messed up? The latter I would guess. Because nobody would write a skip like that, right? Annoying, in any case. Oh, well.

‘The only reason she'd given in was because the mausoleum actually kind of looked like the place in the Pride and Prejudice movie where Mr. Darcy first confessed his feelings to Lizzie.’

Real ones know the bbc series is better than the movie