Status Updates From Bunker Down, Baby

This is not going to be for everyone. But it is most definitely for me!

im not going to bother rereading my notes of this book either 🤷🏻‍♀️

though i feel like i mightve said something like wanting to rewrite this book

smh

i feel like i need to spend some time touching grass and sitting in a library rn or something

and yet
i just know
even though its been a while since i read most of the other shit by this author
that this was the better one
somehow

i think
im not sure
but this mightve been my second or first intro to this author too

otherwise
if id read that stupid yoga book before this
i never wouldve gave this book a chance

as it is
this author needs a jab to the face and a kick to the genitals.

the fucking audacity of it all too

id be less severe i think
if authors like this just admitted to it

but hiding it
acting as if they didnt obviously use ai
copied and pasted shit into their so called books
is fucking offensive

the story idea was great
prob bc for me its a new idea
and i love badass fmcs

the execution was literal shit though
literally poop. feces. all of it.

this was a reread

i initially rated this three stars
which im changing to two now

this was def the better book from this author
but yeah
the writing is fucking trash

so clearly ai slop the majority of the time

i feel stupider having read this and rereading this

🤷🏻‍♀️ if only this author wasnt a piece of fucking shit.

anyone who uses ai to write their stories is shit.

Actually, really fucking good

This bitch is crazy lol

im reading this for shits and giggles so i hope that’s what it delivers ‼️

“You just haven’t had your coffee yet. Or your post-apocalyptic sexual awakening.”

“It’s like the weirdest version of The Bachelor, but everyone’s already cuffed.”

God, I love men with big hands. Especially when they’re attached to shoulders like that, and a cock that rearranges organs.

😂

He’s heavy, but worth it. Like expensive furniture or emotionally unavailable men.